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CABOOSEY JONES:

*Hypin'

Hey Girl, I think you’re pretty but,
You’ve got an itty bitty bitty butt,
And it’s such a pity what-
was I thinkin’ when I fell for you?

You got no donk, goin’ through hell for you. 


I lost my street cred, when the street said

you can’t toast buns if you ain’t got bread

I was like “but fellas, my shawty’s so fly”
but she can zip it so they said she's got no alibi.


Baby, I don’t know where to start.

I wish your butt would grow three sizes like the Grinch’s heart.
I wish that you would grow more inches and the inches are,
around your waist, I wouldn’t waste 'em but I’d pinch as hard.


I’m Caboosey Jones, I got a rep’ to own.

I need her Caboose, to cut loose and get grown.

Yeah! 'Cuz this is real.

I’m just searchin’ for somethin’ that I can feel singin’



I’m finally in love, it’s all I think of, 
but something’s not right.

I’m losing my mind, it’s her all the time

I can’t get behind, behind, that behind! 



When I say butt, I don’t mean like however,
But your butt but into my life and it’s lifelike and I’ll never ever
forget the first time I saw you, I knew right then and there
that I had to draw you.

So there I was, with my canvas and my aisle
try to plan this appease all of the fans of pretty people.
I swear I tried to make your rump a bit bigger,
but now I’m just a chump- with a stick figure.

She’s got me goin’ up and down- roller coaster lovin'.
I wish that you put your buns back in the toaster oven.
You could warm the bench, hey coach we close to subbin’.
She’s got more P.T. than a cruiser and it’s really rubbin’
me the wrong way, in a strong way.
No comply, so I try the sing a song way. 
I’m just kiddin’ baby
look in my eyes 
and since we’re on the topic can we talk about your booby size?

I’m finally in love, it’s all I think of, 
but something’s not right.

I’m losing my mind, it’s her all the time

I can’t get behind, behind, that behind! 


Aw man! I’m in love.

HOMIES:
(Aw man! I'm in love.)

CABOOSEY:
Aw dan! I'm in Luh!

HOMIES:
(Aw dan! I'm in Luh!)

CABOOSEY:
Ah flan! A flib flub!

HOMIES:
(Ah flan! A flib flub!)

CABOOSEY:
Flar Flee Flar Fruhtokies, Yeah!

HOMIES:
(???)

CABOOSEY:
Yeah!
My name's Caboosey y'all. Caboosey Jones.

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O Street, Where Art Thou?

"O Street, Where Art Thou?" Is a sketch comedy revue written by Nick Jester with music by David von Kampen. "O Street" premiered on July 25th 2013 in beautiful Lincoln, Nebraska.

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