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Sketches and Lyrics by: Nick Jester
Music by David von Kampen
(except "The Singer", and "I+U=Luv" by Nick Jester and "Can't Get Behind That Behind" by Caboosy Jones)
Recorded at SadSon Music, Lincoln Nebraska

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released May 9, 2015

Cast:

Adam Fieldson

Sam Hartley

Nick Jester
Kyle Lorenz

Natalie McClure

Jaimie Pruden



Band:
Nick Dahlquist - Percussion

Danny Firestone - Bass

David von Kampen - Piano

Album Cover Design: Kevin Buglewicz

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O Street, Where Art Thou?

"O Street, Where Art Thou?" Is a sketch comedy revue written by Nick Jester with music by David von Kampen. "O Street" premiered on July 25th 2013 in beautiful Lincoln, Nebraska.

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Track Name: Three Guys in Trenchcoats
*Dialogue

THREE GUYS:
We're three guys in trenchcoats,
but tonight we're coming clean.

GUY 1:
My coat's a french coat.

GUY 2:
And mine's from L.L.Bean.

THREE GUYS:
People always judge us, we're so misunderstood.
Now's our chance to tell the truth, the truth is sometimes good!

GUY 3:
There's no film in my polaroid.

GUY 2:
My money's gone, my checks are void.

GUY 1:
My birth certificate is fake.

GUY 3:
I ate a band-aid by mistake.

GUY 2:
I'm in love with my best friend.

GUY 1:
My Macbook runs on OS ten.

JAIMIE:
You guys just look like creeps to me.

THREE GUYS:
Because we dress so creepily!
Three guys in trenchcoats,
We don't want to make a scene.
Everyone's staring at our coats

GUY 2:
from L.L.Bean.

THREE GUYS:
We're three guys in trenchcoats but tonight we're breaking free!

NATALIE:
We get you're wearing trenchcoats coats, but who are you underneath?

GUY 1:
I'm a doctor!

GUY 2:
I'm a lifeguard!

GUY 3:
I'm a guy wearing a trenchcoat!

ENSEMBLE:
We only really know ourselves from how we've been so far.
But tonight is the night we find out who we really are.
Track Name: The Singer
My sound, my sound, my sound is beautiful.

Once by the riverside, my father said to me,
I could be anything. I chose to sing.
Like a dumbass might.
Like a dumb asswipe.

I had the leading role in La Boheme.
My friends all missed me.
They went to the Ke$ha concert instead.

I'm classically trained. I've done all the work.
No one listens to me. I'm going berzerk.
I sound so good.
It doesn't even matter how hard I try.
It doesn't even matter that I can sing high.
That was pretty high.

My sound, my sound, my sound is beautiful.
But no one gives a fa la la la luck.
Track Name: Dramatic Guy 1
DRAMATIC GUY:

She's gone. She took the air out of the room with her.
Tormented visions I may not resume with her.
Starving now, I used to be consumed with her.
She's gone.
Gone!
Will my love ever return, will she-

*Dialogue

She's gone.
Track Name: Can't Get Behind That Behind
CABOOSEY JONES:

*Hypin'

Hey Girl, I think you’re pretty but,
You’ve got an itty bitty bitty butt,
And it’s such a pity what-
was I thinkin’ when I fell for you?

You got no donk, goin’ through hell for you. 


I lost my street cred, when the street said

you can’t toast buns if you ain’t got bread

I was like “but fellas, my shawty’s so fly”
but she can zip it so they said she's got no alibi.


Baby, I don’t know where to start.

I wish your butt would grow three sizes like the Grinch’s heart.
I wish that you would grow more inches and the inches are,
around your waist, I wouldn’t waste 'em but I’d pinch as hard.


I’m Caboosey Jones, I got a rep’ to own.

I need her Caboose, to cut loose and get grown.

Yeah! 'Cuz this is real.

I’m just searchin’ for somethin’ that I can feel singin’



I’m finally in love, it’s all I think of, 
but something’s not right.

I’m losing my mind, it’s her all the time

I can’t get behind, behind, that behind! 



When I say butt, I don’t mean like however,
But your butt but into my life and it’s lifelike and I’ll never ever
forget the first time I saw you, I knew right then and there
that I had to draw you.

So there I was, with my canvas and my aisle
try to plan this appease all of the fans of pretty people.
I swear I tried to make your rump a bit bigger,
but now I’m just a chump- with a stick figure.

She’s got me goin’ up and down- roller coaster lovin'.
I wish that you put your buns back in the toaster oven.
You could warm the bench, hey coach we close to subbin’.
She’s got more P.T. than a cruiser and it’s really rubbin’
me the wrong way, in a strong way.
No comply, so I try the sing a song way. 
I’m just kiddin’ baby
look in my eyes 
and since we’re on the topic can we talk about your booby size?

I’m finally in love, it’s all I think of, 
but something’s not right.

I’m losing my mind, it’s her all the time

I can’t get behind, behind, that behind! 


Aw man! I’m in love.

HOMIES:
(Aw man! I'm in love.)

CABOOSEY:
Aw dan! I'm in Luh!

HOMIES:
(Aw dan! I'm in Luh!)

CABOOSEY:
Ah flan! A flib flub!

HOMIES:
(Ah flan! A flib flub!)

CABOOSEY:
Flar Flee Flar Fruhtokies, Yeah!

HOMIES:
(???)

CABOOSEY:
Yeah!
My name's Caboosey y'all. Caboosey Jones.
Track Name: Boys 1
BOYS:

Boys! We're the boys!

MIKEY:
Ring ring!

KEITH:
Hey dude, do you wanna hang out?

BOYS:
Boys, we're the boys!

JAY:
Hang out with you? Come on, no doubt!

BOYS:
Boys, we're the boys!

KEITH:
We'll drink chocolate milk from a Power Rangers cup!

BOYS:
Boys! We're the boys!

JAY:
And when it's time to go my mom'll pick us up!

BOYS:
Boys!

KEITH:
My mom takes me home, and I go online,

BOYS:
Boys, we're the boys!

BOYS:
Dial-up doesn't take that much time.

KEITH:
I get in the chatroom, and it's no joke.

BOYS:
That girl treats me sweeter than Vanilla Coke.

BOYS:
We're the boys!

DAD:
Boys! No chatting with girls online!

BOYS:
Aw man!
We'll stay boys forever!
Track Name: Boys 2
JAY: (1996 themed hyping)
Pogs, Furbys, Snap Bracelets, these are things that are currently popular in the year 1996. Hit it! Let's-

MIKEY:
Party like it's 1998.

JAY:
Man that's two years from now!

MIKEY:
Baby, you're looking really great.

JAY:
Beanie Babies are currently popular!

KEITH:
Let's see a movie, let's grab a snack.

JAY:
Space Jam is currently in theaters!

KEITH:
Our love is like a-

BOYS:
it's like a fanny pack.

JAY:
It will stay relevant

BOYS:
forever!
Track Name: Boys 3
MIKEY: (Hyping)
Hey girl, man you got two eyes.
And they're lookin' right up at me.
Reminds me of the whole universe, you know?
Which in turn reminds me of my own eyes.
So... here's a ballad we wrote when we were just kids.

CALVIN:
I know we're only fourteen,
but you're the best that i've seen.
Your eyes are so green
and I see you in my dreams.

KEITH:
Your the one I want to hold.
I want to see our love unfold.

BOYS:
'Cuz it's worth more than gold.

KEITH:
I'm in love with a fourteen year old.

BOYS:
Girl I mean it, you amaze me.
You can't drive,

KEITH:
but you can drive me crazy.

BOYS:
Our parents say it's wrong,
but I've wanted you for so long.
You're fourteen!
Track Name: Dramatic Guy 2
DRAMATIC GUY:

I'm wrong.
For life's unanswered questions, I'm to blame.
Everything I've worked for, up in flames.
To the people that I love I've brought nothing but shame.
I'm wrong.
Wrong.
Will I ever find the answer?

*Dialogue

I'm wrong!
Track Name: The Single Life
*Dialogue

NATALIE:
I feel you are different than anyone I've ever met.
They say love's a gamble, I'd like to place my bet.
I was losing myself, I almost lost my purse.
You made me move forward, I was stuck in reverse.

Now that you have found me, we'll never be the same.
I don't even know your name.

KYLE:
It's Kyle.

NATALIE:
Kyle, Kyle,
the man who changed my mind.
Thanks to you I'm not scared to leave it all behind.
Lonely days are over and empty nights are through,
now that I've run right into you.

*Dialogue

NATALIE:
He's a little sky, and sort of awkward too.
It's cute that he doesn't know what he's supposed to do.
It's like he's an alien, from far off distant lands.
He's social inept and yet I think he understands.

Now that he has found me, we'll never be apart.
I wish he'd just sing what's in his heart!

KYLE:
Kyle, Kyle, yes that is my name.
Thanks to you I'm singing... I'm singing my own name.
I know how to talk to women. It's all under control.
But do we have to sing? It makes me feel uncomfortable.

*Dialogue

I saw you standing there. My friend said you were cute,
and after moving closer I can not refute him.
Someday we'll get coffee, and soon enough we'll chat.
It was nice to meet you, I mean that.

*Dialogue

NATALIE:
Kyle, Kyle, he never wants to leave.
He's the only one for me, the Adam to my Eve,
Even if he wanted to, he just can't stay away.
He loves me far too much to stray.

*Dialogue

KYLE & NATALIE:
I'm forever yours and you're forever in my heart.
I'll love you forever, 'til death do us part.

NATALIE: Kyle, Kyle, the man who changed my mind
KYLE: Kyle, Kyle, I'm the man who changed her mind.

NATALIE: Thanks to you I'm not scared to leave it all behind.
KYLE: Thanks to me, she'll leave it all behind.

KYLE AND NATALIE:
Lonely days are over, and empty nights are through.
Now that I...
Now that I've found you.

NATALIE:
I've run right into you.

*Dialogue
Track Name: I + U = Luv
I want to make love to you
like it's my first time.
Well, my first time wasn't so hot.
But the time after that hit the spot.
I want to make love to you like it's my second time.

You look so beautiful,
even without make-up.
But just to be fair I'm drawn
to you more with mascara on.
So I'm glad that you wore make-up tonight.

I just want to hold you,
keep you warm all night,
until my arm falls asleep.
Then I will ask you to move.
Actually it's probably time for you to go home.

I really like you, I'm just being honest.
The media puts unrealistic expectations of love on us.
I love when you sleep over,
it's just hard to get some sleep.
The room's too hot, the beds too small
and it's weird to see you in the morning.
It's really weird to see you in the morning, no offense.
Ooo, you took offense to that.

I wanted to make love to you,
why did you leave me?
Now I'll be thinking of you while I do do dodo do
Just you and Kate Upton too, and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders too,
and my Mom's Sundance catalogue too,
but mostly you.
Track Name: Dramatic Guy 3
DRAMATIC GUY:

I lost.
Dear God, please tell me why this happened to me.
My ticket out of hell burnt up and ceased to be.
I thought that it was real, but now this fantasy-

*Dialogue

My shirt!
Track Name: Finale
*Dialogue

CABOOSEY:
We spend many days wearing many masks.
Saying many things, doing many tasks.
But that not define us, there's more that meets the eye.
Kind of like transformers, kind of like this guy.

*Dialogue

CABOOSEY, TRENCHCOAT GUY 2, CALVIN:
We're all special people, we all care a lot.
We can love each other.

GORILLA JAIMIE:
My costumes really hot.
We don't need to hide ourselves like boxes in the attic.

BUM BUM D:
Even if you're a bum bum D,

DRAMATIC GUY:
Even if you're dramatic!

EVERYONE:
This is who we really are, it's who we choose to be.
We can love each other, and live in harmony.
We only really know who we've been so far.
So now is the time...
to be who we really

*Old Pete Dialogue

EVERYONE:
are!