Once by the riverside, my father said to me,
I could be anything. I chose to sing.
Like a dumbass might.
Like a dumb asswipe.
I had the leading role in La Boheme.
My friends all missed me.
They went to the Ke$ha concert instead.
I'm classically trained. I've done all the work.
No one listens to me. I'm going berzerk.
I sound so good.
It doesn't even matter how hard I try.
It doesn't even matter that I can sing high.
That was pretty high.
My sound, my sound, my sound is beautiful.
But no one gives a fa la la la luck.